As the camera panned across the studio floor
covering the participants from an awkward angle from the top, it was obvious to
anyone watching the show that each one was raring to go. The topic was
obviously of great importance. Though top level officials were yet to arrive at
a consensus on the way forward, the debate on what the decision must be, has
reached a feverish pitch in the global arena. The decision taken by the United
Forests Security Council in a few days will undoubtedly decide the future and
fate of millions of lives.
“Thank you for joining me on ‘Speaking Wild
Tonight’ on the Forest News Network with me, Tiger Noswami”, roared the host in
his characteristic authoritative voice. “We have with us tonight, a panel of
elite members to find out whether the United Forests Security Council should
continue to remain silent over the increasing number of gross violations and
continued onslaughts committed by the human community on forests, wildlife and
nature in general. As the high level committee consisting of members nominated
by each species is still debating on the action forward, millions continue to
suffer and die in the hands of merciless humans. Should we simply take it lying
down? Should there be no retaliation? Are we not equals on earth? The Wildlife
wants to know! During the entire program, our viewers can send in their
responses through Chatter with the Hashtag #EqualEarth”. Tiger was getting into
the groove.
“Our elite panel today features the beautiful, young
and hybrid minister Cowsalya who heads the Government appointed Special Task
Force for Cattle Empowerment. Also joining us is Leopard Shah, who is a Coach
and Expert Stealth Hunter. It will be interesting to listen to the views of our
Senior Statesman and Animal Resources Ministry’s Advisor Jaspreet Owl, who has
kindly consented to be part of this debate. Tusker Rana, currently in his third
term as Animal Welfare Minster has also joined us tonight. Last but not the
least, Johnny Pug, a home bred pup and the Star of the Codafone commercial is
also part of this panel to air his views on the topic.”
“Without wasting any more time, let me ask you,
Cowsalya, whether the UFSC should continue to tolerate the atrocities committed
to the animal community by the humans.”
Cowsalya seemed genuinely surprised at the
question being thrown at her. However, she regained her composure in a split
second and responded her characteristic calm and measured voice, “Mr. Noswami,
I believe that the question that we should rather be focused on is how we can
create a conducive environment for the humans and the animals to coexist and
share resources. I don’t think we can have a constructive debate if we keep
trying to find fault with the human kind. Moreover …”
Tiger Noswami pounced at the slightest scent of
an opportunity, and roared, “Are you suggesting that the humans must not be
faulted for the bloodbath? As a government representative, if you are going on
record to say this, is this the government’s view as well? Is the allegation
that the elected Animal Government is secretly hand in glove with the human
community true?”
“Mr. Noswami, please calm down. That is not
what I am suggesting. I am only trying to explain to you that we must focus on
finding solutions rather than on blaming someone. Let me quote the experience
of our kind. We have for centuries been domesticated and bred by the humans.
The humans have found that we are extremely versatile and are of great utility
to them. We are highly valued, respected and as a matter of fact, we are even
worshipped in some parts of the world! This only goes to show that humans are
not our enemies. They are simply seeking to make use of the value that we add
to their lives. The benefits that the cows have received are manifold. I don’t
think there are wild cows anymore! We have reached a higher level of
sophistication in the society and are well respected among the animal
community. We are well bred and well fed. Our infant mortality rate is nearing
zero and several other metrics clearly indicate that our kind is flourishing
under the careful care of the human community. As someone who has experienced
the hospitality of the human kind first hand, I can vouch for the fact that the
humans are actually very friendly and amicable towards the animal community. As
soon as they find that there is something that you can offer to them that is
potentially useful, they will start taking good care of you. Therefore, I
suggest that the animal kingdom put up its best face when interacting with the
humans and help them understand each of our worth.“
With a sly smile, Tiger Noswami responded, “It
is interesting how you conveniently ignore the fact that your kind has been
well fed and well-bred only to be butchered and served on a platter!”
Before Coswalya could force a response to his
punch under the belt, Tiger moved on to ask Jaspreet Owl what his opinion was on
the topic. Jaspreet, with the air of the seasoned politician and a voice that
resonated across the room, replied, “It is appalling to notice that the current
generation of leaders seems to attach little significance to the big picture. I
have watched this forest get reduced from what was a large and free society of
animals living in perfect harmony, to what it is now – a fenced, deprived and
almost carefully programmed habitation. It is a fact that some of us have
benefited more than others. Cowsalya is a testimony to the elite group of
animals who have been successfully domesticated by the humans. However, the
successful thriving of one species does not mean holistic growth or survival
for the animal kingdom. Nature needs balance. We are all interlinked. I have
seen several thriving species get wiped out – animals and birds alike. Water is
dwindling. Hunting is becoming more and more difficult. Extinction stares at us
in the face. Unless there is a strong stance taken by the UFSC in the upcoming
meeting to protect the animal kingdom, I fear that all the forests will slowly
but surely be transformed by the humans into fenced zoological parks which
merely serve as recreation for the human kind.”
“Woah Woah Woah! Hold on there!”, interrupted
Johnny Pug. “Though I completely respect the elderly gentleman’s experience, I
believe that he has just gone bonkers! He’s predicting Armageddon and doomsday!
Let me tell you that all this ‘extinction’ business is just a huge conspiracy
theory spread across by the previous generation of animals, in order to try and
alienate the current generation of animals from the humans. These are the guys
who actually believe that dinosaurs and mammoths existed! I’ve lived all my
life among the humans…”
“My father too!”, Johnny added with a smirk.
“Still less than my age. You dogs don’t live
very long lives, you know? Probably for good reason”, scoffed Jaspreet.
“Better to live short and happy lives than to
live long and gloomy ones, I say”, barked Johnny.
“One minute, just one minute, Gentlemen! Let’s
not get into personal attacks here”, Tiger intervened. “Tonight the animal
kingdom wants to know about its future. The animal kingdom needs to know what
lies ahead. Is it cooperation and coexistence with humans, or is it war to
determine the survival of the fittest? The animal kingdom demands an answer!”,
Tiger continued to roar without even stopping to catch his breath.
Johnny Pug took the opportunity to continue his
point. “As I was saying, I have lived my entire life among humans. I have been
part of several of their entertainment initiatives and I am treated like a star
wherever I go. And let me tell you that the demand for pups like us has gone up
several fold simply because of my participation in their Codafone commercial.
The population of our breed has actually gone up, thanks to the support and
demand of the human kind! To my breed, I am a hero! I must agree with the
pretty lady here that as long as you can offer something useful to the humans,
it can even be something intangible, like loyalty, or love, we can coexist
peacefully. The ‘wild’ animals are simply resistant to change. They give too
much emphasis to natural habitat and food cycle and all that crap. That is the
reason they find themselves at the crossroads between survival and extinction!”
concluded Johnny, his eyes meeting Cowsalya’s at several critical moments
during his narrative.
“Mammoths DID exist!” trumpeted Tusker Rana,
his deafening voice shaking up even the roaring Tiger Noswami. “We have long
memories and we have learnt to treasure our history and tradition. It has been
handed over from one generation to the next in a very careful fashion and hence
we know that mammoths are not a myth, but a very real species. They are our
ancestors, and I shall not silently watch a mumbling mutt dismiss our history
as myth!” Tusker raged with emotion. Though Johnny wanted to disagree, the sheer
enormity of his opponent forced him to swallow his words.
Tusker continued, “We the elephants are at a critical
juncture in our history. We are uniquely qualified to speak from the
perspective of the humans and from the perspective of the animal kingdom as we
have been attempting to coexist with the humans for the past few generations.“
“You guys cannot even decide among yourselves
whether you want to be domesticated or not. Some of you choose to be
domesticated by humans while many of you rebel and choose to roam free in the
forest. Sure, your species is in a unique position, but not in the way you
described it. I see indecisiveness, not introspection” pounced Leopard Shah,
sensing an opportunity to join the debate.
Slamming the desk heavily with his trunk, Tusker
responded with a deafening thud “With all due respect, your mouth runs faster
than your mind does, Mr. Shah”.
“Let me make my point. Our attempts to coexist
with humans has not been a total success. They neither totally harm us, nor are
the completely benevolent towards us. What Cowsalya and Johnny described as
coexistence, is simply a distorted description of reality. In reality, humans merely
exploit the animals that attempt to integrate with their kind. We are never
treated as equals, though birth, life and death are common events in all our
lives. For generations, we have been exploited for our physical strength, and
for our ivory tusks. They do not even let us mate with our women in peace. From
time to time, we have had to show them what we are capable of, just to remind
them that they have us under complete control.
I am just surprised that we are getting blinded
by the physical comforts that they offer for some of us like timely food, and
shelter from the sun and rain. Ultimately, the cows are bred for their milk, meat
and skin, the dogs for the security of the human kind and the elephants for
their physical strength. And for those of us who choose to remain in the wild,
like Tiger and Leopard, we all know how they are hunted merely for human entertainment
and fashion!” roared Tusker passionately.
Jaspreet Owl nodded in quiet agreement.
Cowsalya and Johnny were lost for words, not because of a lack of vocabulary, but
due to the sheer authority and respect that Tusker Rana commanded through his
size and voice.
“Coexistence
with humans is possible only within certain clearly defined boundaries. Any breach of the boundary will result in
heavy losses to either side. Have you not been watching the news? The humans
have been slowly encroaching into the forests and building their bunkers and
razing our lands. When we innocently walk back into our former territory and
panic at the sight of all the destruction, we get hunted! The encroachers treat
us like encroachers! We all know that the boundaries of the forests have been
shrinking rapidly and there is lesser space for all of us. Our resources are
dwindling and our folks are dying. If we let this continue, soon, the human
kind, without even realizing that we are also an integral part of the great
wheel of nature, will wipe us off the face of the earth! True, some of the
species willing to completely surrender to them may survive, but bear in mind
that once they discover a replacement for what you can offer, you will be
discarded without mercy, just like how we were discarded, and often killed,
after they invented those huge metal machines.”, Tusker Rana added, now clearly
getting emotional.
Tiger Noswami could not afford to give so much
screen time for his panel. It was his show after all! He found the perfect opportunity
in an incoming phone call. “We have a special guest joining this discussion
from the Amazing forest. Can we put her through, please?” Tiger instructed his
crew.
“Hello. Can you hear me?”, a feminine voice so
pleasant, that even the rickety telephone line could not distort, could be
heard. “Yes madam, we can hear you
clearly. Please go ahead”, asserted Tiger who did not want to waste airtime on his show.
“I belong to a rare species of trees native to
the Amazing Forest. I have been watching the show and wanted to put forth my
two cents.” It wasn’t clear whether everyone was keen to listen to her, or
whether they were simply enchanted by the pleasant voice, but silence ensued.
“You have all been talking exclusively about
the animal kingdom. However, you have forgotten the fact that the entire animal
kingdom, which as a matter of fact includes the humans, is purely dependent on
the forest for its survival. Every blade of grass, every leaf and every fruit
that is borne by the trees and even the very air that we breathe out, is
essential for the survival of all life on this planet. It is nature’s design
that one life has to be taken for another to survive – from the smallest
beetle, to the largest cows, from the smallest blade of grass, to the largest
fruit a tree can bear. However, when one
species decides to take over and dominate the rest, and creates an imbalance in
the design, it leads to the destruction of several species, which in turn
starts a chain of destruction. The humans, though they seem to have realized
this, don’t seem to have grasped the gravity of the situation. For some odd
reason, they seem to believe that planting a sapling in one part of the world
will compensate for the uprooting of a hundred year old tree in another part of
earth – shows how naïve they are about how nature works.
We, the trees, have only been of benefit to animal
kind from time immemorial. The humans have used us greatly. We offer them
protection from the forces of nature, we offer them food, we offer them the air
they breathe, and we offer every bit of our body for their comfort and
survival. They have flourished so much, simply because we offered ourselves
unconditionally and without resistance. But do you notice that we suffer the
most in order for them to survive? Do you notice that now our very survival is
now under threat? Do you realize that the humans don’t seem to have realized
that without us, they cannot survive? Do you not see that they seem to care
about the survival of the countless other species that depend on our survival?
They do not realize that with every tree that they bring down, they are
marching faster towards their own doom.“
There was an uneasy and deafening silence that
filled the newsroom when the unnamed tree took a moment to catch her breath.
Tiger was not used to silence on his shows. This is not how it is meant to be.
But even he found himself short of words considering the weight of the
argument. He somehow managed to mumble, “So what is it that you suggest the
UFSC decide at the meeting tomorrow?” The entire newsroom crew watched in
dumbstruck silence at how Tiger, who always maintained control over his panel,
was inadvertently transferring his airtime and control on the show to this
anonymous caller from the Amazing Forest.
“I would like to see the UFSC unanimously decide
to start a non-cooperation movement towards the human kind. I would like for
all domesticated animals to stop providing what they now unconditionally offer
to the humans. It is a well-known and time tested fact that only when something
is lost will its true value be realized.
Let’s stop giving them the milk to drink, stop
giving them the love and protection they take for granted, stop bearing fruits
and vegetables that they so fondly consume but let us continue to give them the
air to breathe, for without it they would die. Let’s join hands and leave their
bunkers and march into the forest. They do not have the power to bring us all
back. They may choose to kill us in order to stop us. But soon, they will
realize that they cannot survive without our support. Let them realize that
their very survival depends on respecting and protecting the boundaries of
nature, and that they are not beyond nature. Let them also realize once and for
all, that they cannot incessantly consume nature’s gifts to satisfy their greed
and uncontrolled growth. Let them realize that we are as much a part of nature
as they are and that destroying any of us, will only lead to the destruction of
their own kind. That, I believe, is what the UFSC must decide to do tomorrow.”
The telephone line was abruptly disconnected.
All his life, Tiger Noswami grew up thinking
that the louder and faster he speaks, the more powerful he is perceived to be. The
voice from the Amazing Forest turned his opinion upside down. He regained in composure
to conclude, “Ladies and Gentlemen, I believe that the silence in the room
after that phone call is a sign of agreement with the caller’s opinion. Should
the UFSC decide to boycott the support offered to human community? Please text
us your response to 56767 with the hashtag EqualEarth on Chatter and let the
animal kingdom know what your take is on this sensitive issue.”
“As we are running short of time, this is Tiger
Noswami signing off…”
“But I don’t agree with ..”, barked Johnny Pug.
“Thank you for joining us on Forest News’ Speaking
Wild Tonight Mr. Pug. Good night everybody” declared Tiger as the lights and
microphones in the studio went out.